Prepaid Debit Cards - Get It On!
You are popular. People like you. You are thin, gainfully-employed, and funny. You skillfully wield an array of debit cards. But you feel like you are lacking something. You are empty inside. You cry every time the commercial with the puppy comes on. Isn't it time you got prepaid debit cards? With these clever little gadgets you can buy things at gas stations such as beef jerky and pinwheels without having any cash on you. You put money on prepaid debit cards before you use them. This ensures you do not get carried away and end up buying two pinwheels, even three.
Prepaid Debit Cards and You
If you have a verifiable US address, then you are eligible for prepaid credit cards. That is all you need. You can even make up this address using one of your aliases left over from your check fraud days. Reinvent yourself in seconds with a prepaid credit card. As long as the address exists and the name is on the lease, then the company will send you as many prepaid cards as you desire. Don't forget to put money on them, though, otherwise they, and you, are worthless. In no time at all you can go to Shell and purchase beef jerky and lottery tickets. Turn that $3 you put on you prepaid card into a million. Only in America.
When you are wealthy, you will feel happy enough to rejoin the party. Show up in your new tuxedo, in a limo, with a high-priced escort on your arm. Recite jokes you memorized from Jay Leno's monologue. And when ol' Sam from Human Resources asked you how you transformed into such a winner, you can tell him, "Simple, Sam. I got prepaid gift cards." But make sure he doesn't follow suit and get his own prepaid Visa cards. If he does, you'll just have to sabotage his career by sending the CEO dirty emails from his computer.
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