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Credit Cards - Live Free Or Die

You defected from Cuba and are now thinking of your next step. Obviously, after your raft washes onto the Florida shore, you will want to make that step onto the beach. But after that, what are you going to do? Get your green card? Sign up for AOL? No, silly, what you want to do is get some credit cards. This will confuse the INS when they come looking for you. "We can't have the right guy, this guy is an American." How will they know? Because you'll pull out your credit cards when they arrive to arrest you.

But do it slow, now, tiger. If you go too fast you'll end up with a dozen American slugs in your torso. Then, once you evade arrest, you can buy things, which will further indoctrinate you into American culture. Get a credit card with the American flag on it to sell it even more.

Bueno. But How Do I Get A Credit Card If I Do Not Have Citizenship?

Well this one can be tougher. But lucky for you, most companies like Visa and Mastercard are worldwide. This means you can be any shape, size, or color and still give them money. They love giving people credit cards. And if you don't feel comfortable with forging information such as social security numbers and the like, don't worry: you can still get hold of a prepaid card. Because all you need for one of those is an address. And yes, the Motel 6 does count. Don't you see just how easy it is to

apply for a credit cards? Only don't let that fool you into thinking that they will be easy to pay off, so don't go nuts. You should still really try to live within your means and not spend more than you can afford on your fancy new low interest credit cards.

What Else Can You Tell Me, Por Favor?

Well for one thing, prepaid cards are great for establishing credit if you don't have any. What this means is that after a few months or so of throwing your prepaid card around, you might be eligible for the real McCoy. Thanks to prepaid credit cards, everybody can become eligible for credit. We can stop paper money in its tracks, throw it in the trash where it belongs. Check out our prepaid Visa credit cards today. And don't forget about our gift cards. Get Visa credit cards today. Even Chase credit cards can help you purchase the better things in life. If you are still in school, inquire about how student credit cards can help you.

Are secured credit cards the way to go, or bad credit credit cards? That depends on you.

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